I thought to myself, as I cleaned my saxophone, wearing a shirt with a colourful message about Jesus after finishing playing music nobody had listened to and thinking about Scouts.
Yes, I am about six walking stereotypes.
So, here is a list of things which I, the Queen of Sad, have deemed "You know you're sad when..." If more than half apply to you, then you need to take a serious look at your life.
- You have never looked at a wall and thought "I could run through that!"
- Your one true love is a saxophone named Alfonz
- One of your top goals in life is to achieve the Silver Acorn
- You know what the Silver Acorn is
- Your best friend is a dog called Bertrandt
- You wish you had a dog called Bertrandt
- You are part of a society or organisation in which you have less than three friends and you only turn up for the free food and/or drink.
- You can recite the first chapter of the first Artemis Fowl book
- You read this blog regularly
- You write this blog regularly
- You watch more than 1 hour worth of programmes on "Dave" per day
- You watch more than 1 hour worth of YouTube videos per day
- You are overly pernickety about both spelling and grammar, especially on social network sites and in Greetings cards
- You know all the words to The Garo Song
- You've never been camping. No, PGL doesn't count. I mean PROPER camping
- You don't know what proper camping is
- You broke a goat
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