Wednesday 20 June 2012

List Of Things One May Feel Inclined To Buy Cards For

  • Birthdays
  • Christmas
  • Easter
  • Eid
  • Hannuhak
  • Diwali
  • Valentine's Day
  • Mother's/Mothers' Day
  • Father's/Fathers' Day
  • Anniversary
  • Engagement
  • Wedding
  • Wedding Acceptance (Sender)
  • Sorry, We Can't Come To Your Wedding/Soiree (Sender)
  • Grievances/With Sympathy
  • New Baby
  • Christening/Batism/Whatever
  • Good Luck
  • Passing Exams
  • General Congratulations
  • New Home
  • Getting A New Address (Sender)
  • We're Moving! (Sender)
  • Apology
  • Late Birthday
  • Thank You
  • New Job
  • New School
  • Leaving An Old Job
  • Retirement
  • Get Well Soon
  • Justin Bieber Day. (It's actually a thing. Today. If you send me a card for this, I will disassociate myself from you permanently.)
Any I've missed, please feel free to add :-)

2 comments:

  1. So how the hell did 'Clintons' go out of business then?!?

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    1. They clearly didn't have enough stock of the really important stuff, like New School etc. ;)

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